I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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