Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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