im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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