i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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