The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
