It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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