No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I currently don't understand fingers.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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