Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
