Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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