there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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