One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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