so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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