I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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