you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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