I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
