the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize