I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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