No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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