What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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