these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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