So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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