I wannas sexs uuuuu
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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