I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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