I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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