So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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