So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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