Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Operation Purity has been aborted
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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