This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
