I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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