I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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