Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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