That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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