I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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