I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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