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can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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