i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
50% drunk capacity currently
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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