my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just pee around me
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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