fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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