Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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