East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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