Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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