Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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