Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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