At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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