My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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