So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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