no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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