my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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