Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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