Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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