she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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