He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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