That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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