Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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