Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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