you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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