come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
