Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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