Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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